Tunk-Ka
Café, perched atop Rang Hill, in Phuket Town, is a Phuket culinary
institution, soon to celebrate its 30th birthday. We visited on a rainy
evening, gingerly negotiating the glistening teak sleepers from the Surat
Thani-Penang railway that constitute the descending steps into the
restaurant. Upon arrival, the effect was like walking into some eccentric
friend's living room. Wooden accessories hung from ceilings and walls;
little rooms sprouted off to the sides; hanging roots swung from the trees
that formed the eastern "wall" of the eatery and, way down below through an
atmospheric haze, shone the lights and byways of Phuket Town. All around us,
at just arm's length, dripping branches and leaves shimmered in the breeze,
stamping their exotic presence on the evening.
Not to put too fine a point on it, we were famished. Two
hungry teenagers, a hyper-active baby and a grouchy-when-peckish, farang
dad, all of us marshalled by an ever-patient mum, made quite a crowd to
handle. Thankfully, the lightning-quick service at Tunk-Ka soon had us
tucking in to fried rice with crab for the kids and a seafood salad for the
adults. The Thai concept of salad is a whole different kettle of fish, if
you'll excuse the pun. Thai chefs view a salad as an enhancement to the
liberal portions of meat mixed into the dish, rather than the other way
around. Served with cashew nuts, this makes for a heftier portion than one
would expect.

I'd ordered a vodka-lime aperitif, but hadn't counted on
the food being dished up so quickly, so the drink became an ad hoc
accompaniment to the food in place of wine. Later, I learned that Tunk-Ka
doesn't sport a dramatic wine list. Nevertheless, the restaurant is probably
unique among its kind on Phuket in charging no corkage fee if you want to
bring their own. I noticed that most other people at Tunk-Ka chose to sip
beer with their meals.
A simple dish of crabmeat with glass noodles came next.
Strangely enough, the aroma was not dissimilar to that of an Oriental
spaghetti carbonara. I kid you not. I sniffed and sniffed till
the kids started copying me and, of course, had to be told to behave them
selves or they'd get the next course in the carpark. But it was undeniable:
crabmeat with glass noodles smells just like spaghetti carbonara. Try it for
yourself.
By then, the main course — steamed lemon fish — had
arrived. Plaa nueng menaow, as the locals call it, is a great
yardstick by which to judge a restaurant. Do they simply toss a couple of
lemons next to it, steam it and plonk it onto a serving plate; or do they,
as Tunk-Ka does, lovingly apply all manner of little extra shallots and
chillies, and then make sure the body is firm when served? I've seen some
overcooked plaa nueng menaow served up looking more like roadkill than food.
Ours was delicious.
Two spectacular ice-cream sundaes kept the kids quiet for
at least 90 seconds while we relaxed and perused the menu. There are over 75
dishes to choose from at Tunk-Ka, an extensive, mostly non-alcoholic, drinks
list and main courses ranging from 100 baht to 180 baht, depending on
portion size. The clientele is mostly Thai and professional, the background
music is kept mercifully low key, and the view … Apart from west-coast
sunset dining on a clear night, what else compares with looking down on the
lights and sights of Phuket Town while you eat?
To find Tunk-Ka Café: head up Soi Wachira past the Golden
Buddha and the Channel 7 TV building, then park in the main parking lot on
the top of Rang Hill. Please note that tuk-tuk drivers will hike their fare
because of the hill's steep gradient.
Open daily 11am-11pm.
Rang Hill, Korsimbee Road,
Phuket Town. Tel. 076 211 500