Meeting
the Flintstones is probably the last thing you'd expect on a tropical
Southeast Asian vacation. Dino Park — in Karon Beach, on Phuket's southwest
coast — themes a fun-park restaurant on the prehistoric cartoon world.
Operating as a unique mini-golf course, Dino Park also
offers dining in a primeval jungle setting. The journey begins with a
meet-and-greet at the entrance by a realistically fierce and funky-looking
raptor (think Jurassic Park, the movie) — photo opportunity number
one. Next thing, Betty and Wilma pop out of the trees dressed in designer
Bedrock chic — photo opportunity number two.
The setting is surreal, with rock-slab tables and benches
arranged throughout a lushly landscaped and colour-lit garden. We sat by a
winding stream only to realize quickly that we were being watched — from
underwater. A gang of fat fish had heard their dinner being seated.
Fred, our waiter, poured Chardonnay — a lovely drop all
the way from Cinnamon Grove, California — and quizzed us on our countries of
origin, while T. rex bellowed and a volcano erupted fire in the
background. The night sounds at Dino Park are as interesting as the menu.
Apart from house Thai specialties, there's a great selection of cuisine
ranging from Australian beef to sashimi, smoked salmon, pastas and pizza —
even a mix of the latter two items. Ever tried spaghetti pizza?
The service at Dino Park restaurant is exceptional,
always delivered with gracious (and sometimes cheeky) smiles. Another waiter
approached the table. "Hello, you must be Barney," I guessed — incorrectly,
as it turned out. "No, ma'am. Actually I'm Bam Bam," he replied, quick as a
raptor. "And if you can't finish the bread, I'm sure your new friends would
like it," he added with a grin, pointing to the expectant faces in the
stream beside our table.
Dinner at Dino Park is so out of the ordinary. The
experience is a novel way to spend an evening. The roar of dinosaurs mingles
in the night air with an eclectic choice of musical tunes — from classical
to salsa, INXS to Slade. We dined on a fun-park menu and joked the evening
away with our favourite cartoon characters. What more could a girl ask for?
There's also a street-front bar, which makes a great
place to meet for a cold drink and watch the parade of passers-by. You can't
miss it — on the main Karon Beach road next to Marina Phuket Resort. This
bar is one of a kind. Don't be surprised if Fred Flintstone and Barney
Rubble pop in for a beer after a night of bowling (or mini-golf, even).
Next time I visit Dino Park, it'll be for a round of
golf. According to the website, the range winds around a waterway(with
goodness-knows-what prehistoric creatures lurking in the depths), "in a lava
cave, beside a moving and roaring Tyrannosaurus rex (eek!), under a
12-metre waterfall and beneath an erupting volcano — all with special
lighting and sound effects." Sounds like a lot of fun to me.