I wasn't looking to get into movies, when I stopped by the
office of John Gray's Sea Canoe a few months ago. I wasn't even looking to
go sea canoeing. My intent was far more pedestrian — I was hoping for a few
quotes regarding the ecology of Trang Province. But John said he doesn't go
there anymore. Maybe I'd like to join a special media adventure to Tarutao
Island instead? Two guys who work with Hollywood were coming to shoot his
new promotional movie, but I was welcome to tag along. "We'll be exploring
for five days and four nights," he said, running quickly through an
itinerary of caves, mangrove forests and waterfalls both on the mainland and
out on the island. I felt as though I'd just won a fellowship, or a Porsche,
without having entered the competition. Of course I would go!
When my fiancée Yupin and I arrived at the office on the
morning of our departure, we found not one, but two film crews: the
Hollywood guys, who were actually based in Hawaii; and a man with a little
dog — a Jack Russell terrier, one of those breeds that's gotten trendy in
the States over the past few years. They're supposed to be smart.
Now, I'm ambivalent at best towards dogs, and Yupin's
tolerance is less than mine, but this one was cute. He stood there near the
coffee table, looking up with this big friendly smile, panting and exuding
that dog enthusiasm that's always asking, "When are we going?" Tim Karsten
was his human counterpart. This warm, peaceful fellow had lived a long time
in Santa Fe, one of the new age capitals of the world; he was just finishing
up some emails and telling us about his deal — "Travels With The Sparkster"
— a show he was filming and pitching to various well-known children's
television networks. He couldn't use Sparky's real name, he told us, because
the US firefighters association has trademarked it for their Dalmatian.
Sparky. Fire… Get it? Though one would think firefighters would prefer a
less incendiary name for their mascot. Something like, "Come 'ere, Water!
Good boy!"
Our journey would take us deep into southern Thailand, to
Satun Province, on the border with Malaysia. On the drive, we discussed our
backgrounds, futures and upcoming adventures, commented on the passing
rubber and palm plantations, and spoke of psychic abilities and life's
callings. But mostly we talked about Sparky — quite possibly the first Jack
Russell Terrier to tour the Taj Majal. They had travelled throughout Europe,
been held up by red tape — Sparky's visa — for weeks in Mozambique, watched
pods of right whales from the southernmost point in Africa, and chased
fireflies in Virginia.
Everywhere they go, Sparky tries to play with local kids,
Tim's way of promoting world peace by teaching that we're all the same, all
over the world. He sets up appointments with schools in all the countries
they visit, and presents the show from Sparky's perspective. Even people who
don't like dogs get warm fuzzies when the little guy pokes his head up. By
the time we got to Satun, Yupin, the least dog-friendly of us all, had taken
command of his leash.
Over the following days we were to follow John, the
"Caveman," deep into the history of the earth, into chambers barely affected
by passing millennia, through mangrove forests where pythons coiled in
tree-crotches, and along bays and beaches where white-bellied sea eagles and
brahminy kites dove and porpoises breached the surface. The natural wonders
were breathtaking, awe inspiring — once-in-a-lifetime stuff. Yet, while we
absorbed the world of Tarutao each in our own personal ways, most of our
socializing centred on our smallest cohort, both the star of Tim's movie and
the heart of our trip.
Sparky mostly played his part well. A born actor, he
mugged for the camera, posing on the bows of canoes, demanding attention in
crystalline caves with echoing barks that drew both the filmmakers' lights
and cameras. At lunch, deep in a mangrove forest at low tide, he leapt from
the boat into the black mud, rolling over and over, delighting as much in
the cool moist earth as in our cheers and laughter. He emerged black as a
tar baby, grinning from ear to ear in a self-satisfied smirk.
Occasionally he deviated from the storyboards. At the Ao
Sane ranger station, he shacked up with a bizarrely met poodle and her
brood, prompting a lot of good-natured ribbing from the fellows in the
morning. I had grown to believe that the cliché about dogs chasing cats
wasn't even really true. But the few times they appeared, Sparky transformed
into white lighting, his tiny legs ferociously pumping as he ripped through
the jungle while Tim scolded from the beach, "No cats! Sparky! No cats."
A moment of fear beset the group when we camped at a
waterfall. There, in the parking lot, a jet-black scorpion brandished its
claws and swung his poison-bulb tail. While we agreed that it probably
wouldn't kill any of us, it could surely do a number on the little dog. A
team broke off to keep Sparky away from the nasty bug, while the rest of us
stood watching it in the glow of two or three cigarette lighters. Then, the
next morning, deep in the blackness of Seven-Turn Cave, Sparky slipped from
the bow of Tim's canoe into the moving water of the subterranean river. Tim,
without a flashlight, somehow recovered him, and the Caveman roundly
reprimanded his staff for neglecting to "sweep" behind the party. After
that, Sparky never went without light.
It's funny how some of the most delightful aspects of
travel-ling are those we would never plan for or expect. I would never have
imagined that one of the highlights of our trip with the Cave-man would be a
Jack Russell terrier, but it got so we hardly knew what to do without him.
The one night that he missed dinner — while romping with Ms Poodle in the
under-brush — we had nothing to talk about, chewing in silence, tonguetied
in the absence of our one com-panion who lacked language. As one of our
fellow travellers said in an interview for Tim's show, "Sparky is my new
friend." And that was a wrap.
Tim, proud owner of both beast and genuine feel-good
footage, couldn't have scripted it better himself.